Let a husband & wife duo give you 10 fool-proof(ish) tips to get married 
(5 from a husband man and 5 from a wife) 
Note: This advice worked for us. It may or may not work for you. 
By continuing to read this blog, you agree to not hold us accountable for anything at any time. 
ENJOY!
"Don't be a whore, just be sexy"
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Top 5 Tips to Get a Husband
By Mrs. Allen 

Let me start by staying this...these tips will likely get you a husband. That in no way means you're ready to get married in the first place. I suggest that you work on yourself before bringing someone else into your universe. Marriage is DIFFICULT. Even great marriages like mine :) have their ups and downs. Marriage is an evolving verb--it's something you DO. 

Soooooooo, with that said.......

#5. STAND FOR SOMETHING
Don't be a whore, just be sexy--be comfortable in your own skin. Sexy aint just in the bedroom. Spend some time on yourself FOR yourself. Dress up or do your hair for your own sake, without worrying about a man & you'll get more attention than you expected. More importantly, strengthen your talents because men seem to love women they can learn from.

#4. Do stuff
I met my husband at my art show. We tell 2 different versions of how it went down, but basically, we didn't see each other 4 about a year after that show & ended up linking again over a youth project. We been kicking it hard ever since :) I got to see him perform with Dead Prez (he is extremely talented) 

#3. Please let the man lead!
This is where the double consciousness thing kicks in for most sisters. We've been strong/independent (blah blah blah) all this time and we don't know how to chill. Well stop that s*** because they don't like it, and we don't even like it.

#2. Know what you want!
Can't nobody understand you if you're confused about who you are and where you see yourself. Have direction. Spend some time developing your dreams/passions so your potential husband wont think you're a lame.


.......DRUMROLL........

#1. Get right with God/Jah/Yweh/Allah
Aint nobody gon want you if you have no soul. Except other miserable, lost folks tryna drag you down further.1. Know what you want


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Top 5 Tips to Get a Wife

By Mr. Allen

5. Communication
Have open communication with your "prospect" or whatever the kids are calling their love interests these days. Example: tell them when you're mad at them for losing your shirt in Kentucky because you know you put it in the bag yet it's not here.

4. Be a Gentleman
i.e. Pull out chair for said woman


3. Be yourself I guess

2. If you don't like yourself, refrain from tip #3.

1. Live a Little
Enjoy life. Don't be always "out searching for a soul mate". People come to you when you're not out looking for other people. I have a friend (let's call him charlie brown) he always tries to kick the ball, but Lucy snatches the ball away when he tries to kick it. If he stopped trying so hard to kick the ball, maybe the timing would line up right for the ball to meet his foot... metaphorically, of course. (It sounded better in my head, but you know what I meant)


At the end of the day, when the smoke clears, and it all boils down to it you know what they say: you win some, you lose some, but you live. You live to love another day.

 


Comments

02/15/2013 4:09am

I LOVE this! :) Sharing.

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02/15/2013 8:58am

rule #6 don't be broke

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02/15/2013 9:25pm

I feel you, but poor people get married all the time.

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Carl
02/15/2013 2:53pm

lmao! yea, you gotta add money. no money, no wife.

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jamie k.
02/15/2013 5:23pm

funny & cute, but true...i wish marriage was really this cute

xoxoxo

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02/15/2013 7:05pm

Very cute/useful for everyone. Even if you're not looking for marriage.

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KingOfZion (Mr.Allen)
02/15/2013 10:24pm

Thanks Jasmine, glad to know you found this

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03/06/2013 8:46pm

I enjoyed this post! I like how both sides managed to capture their respective personalities. I also like how the husband's tips were so "to the point," where the wife wanted to share a little more. I think that perfectly illustrates how men and women interact, helping to further prove their points. Thanks for sharing! :-)

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03/08/2013 5:04pm

You're so right! I didn't even notice the difference in how we commented. Thank you for visiting. Love your site :)

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